Don't Ask Me

Don't ask me about updates of my birthday

It was screwed up badly...

xx

I think I will delete this year's birthday memory forever from my head

so I won't think it is a nightmare instead of a happy one~

xxx

Right Click-> Delete -> "Yes" Button

End of the story~!!

沒搞頭

到現在仍然沒有頭緒該如何渡過今年的生日

想和大夥兒一起開開心心玩樂

到最後的結果還是避免不了錢包大出血的事實...

生一個樂也要那麼傷腦筋

真是自找煩惱...

xx

抱歉了各位

今年的生日還是沒什麼搞頭啊~

呵呵...

Holly Crap...

Crap~!!!!!

She just smacked me with a smelly rotten fish~!!!

HELP~!!!!!!!!!!!!

Updates: DAMN! I knew it was you~!!! don't throw your nasty rubbish while you suppose to clean it up yourself~!!! disgusted...

Upset-ing...

I'm having the same facial expression like the kid in the picture right now~

I'm so upset because I can't get my car by this week since I'm off for vacation this coming Friday.

aiyoooooooooooooooooooo....

very troublesome arrr~!!!!

$##^#$&^@#!&....

Geram~!!

Dumb Ass~!!

Don't you dare try to give me sweet and hit me with pie at my back~!!

you are nothing but DUMB ASS~!!!

The Consequences of Being Too Dependable Towards Technology - disappointment~

Dammit~!!

I'm officially cannot assess to my msn account...and even viewing YOUTUBE also cannot~!!

Why on earth do the computer keep telling me that my proxy setting was wrong... my javascript had been turned off...which I am definitely no idea with or what so ever~!!

I didn't even touch any of my computer settings these days

it just happened with a click~!!

Oiiiiii......

what the hell is happening here~!!!??!!!

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now that I realize how miserable I am without my msn on and my youtube being display on my computer screen~

ARGH~!!

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any experts who are kind enough to help me out??!!

ANYONE??!!

*probably no one is ever bother to view my piece here...*

Please give me a shout and I will definitely appreciate your effortssssssssss....

...and I will give you a kiss as a reward~ *a virtual one...teeheehee*

These people were INSANE~!!!!!!!!!

Wake up early in the morning -- 5.30a.m

greeting by the lovely bird singing outside the window...wait...NO! is the screaming of a bunch of Negro outside my window~!!

WTF are they screaming early in the morning??!!

I assumed is another "After-Football-Match-Went-Amok" phenomena again~!!

These kind of situation always happened within the Nigerian living in my condos...

...I was like almost went "Amok" as well quite a few times because of these mid night or early in the morning "SURPRISE"!!! *cursing*

...but wait ~!

Just now was way too OVER compare to usual...

I thought there were RIOTS outside my window~!!!!!

Men were shouting and women were screaming in the elevator area like they were insane~!!! *wtf*

From what I saw was there were 4-5 Nigerians running and shouting from 24th floor down to 22th floor...

at first I really thought they were fighting or whatever it was...

It was SCARY to see a bunch of black people went crazy outside your house~!!

...I can guarantee I really had the urge to call the police for help~

After they went "Amok" at 22th floor...then went down again to other floor and continue the same running and screaming like they wanna"eat" real human beings...

THESE PEOPLE WERE INSANE~!!!!!

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I think I had enough of this "insanity"

I really need to make a complain to the management office later~!!!!

...for the sake of my precious sleeping hours wei~!!!!!!

A Date From Taiwan

Few days ago, I saw one of B B's latest blog entry about a "ham sap" uncle who tried to date her out by email...er... is not a "dating" actually...it reads "I-Want-To-AHERM-You-Kinda-Date" ...

I'm having a good laugh after reading that entry, wondering how on earth did this kind of people exist in this real world~

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Ever since I've movin' everything from wretch to blogger...

I didn't really go back and check whatever comment or message that I received in that old blog of mine...

After so many months until a few minutes ago, I've logged in to wretch and check if there is any "surprises" feedback~

Here is what I found.... a surprise... a Big Sur*aherm*prise~!!

ok...I know it is too small to read the words...

I'll just do a quick translation here~

Subject: Hello (Sealed) -->*he want to make this private...shhh...*

Name: XXX *to protect his pri*aherm*cy...but feel free to check his ID in the picture... *aherm*

Message: Can I date you?

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Okie... When somebody *stranger somemore* asked "Can I date you?"

It just raised my curiosity towards his physical appearance at the first place...

(...because if you have the guts to ask, sure you are damn confident on your looks first lorr..)
Curiosity drives my fingers to click on the link that leads me to discover this wonderful stranger... *imagine Shawn Yu or Tony Leong's face*

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This is what I found~

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*lol*

It was pretty obvious that I THINK TOO MUCH~!!

okie lar... Maybe he think he is DAMN handsome and he just not my cup of tea~ *pretend*

so I ran my mouse to click on his profile and check out this WON*aherm*DERFUL stranger

First of all... I knew it was hard to read the above text... I'll just highlight some points and the reason why I have to IGNORE his request...

Nickname: The son of metal *wuahh* Sebastian *the lobster* XiaoZhi (direct translation: little purple) XXX (Gifted...talented supersagas in the music industry) *lol...he beats JayChou, izit?!*

Gender: Male

Bloodtype: B

Height: 166 *shorter than me...oops*

Weight: 65

Education: er...he claims that he is some doctor of don't know what entrepreneur course in a well known Taiwan's University.

Occupation: *o0..the interesting part* Big Boss, University student, Musician, Music critics, Gentlemen, Producer, Song and lyrics Composer, Sound Engineer, Manager, Director *Fuyoh...I wonder how he split himself into that many characters*

..... I'll just skip the others~ and we move on to his blog entry...which I found it was equally hilarious like how he introduce himself in his profile~

This is the main page of his blog...

...with his latest blog entry with a HUGE title of "My Cousin Is A SuperStar's Manager"

...interesting.... *grin*

Seems like this little fella here was proud of what his cousin did for a living *herm...I don't know whether she really WAS his cousin or not larr*

Whatever it is lah...I just moved on to the next article

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Here are some interesting stuff~

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He claims that he had some weird experiences of having females "sexually harrasing" him...somemore got pretty girl pull his hand to touch the girl's boobies and "mei mei" in a public place like restaurant worr~

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He explained that he is a gentlemen and well-educated SUPERSTAR's MANAGER's COUSIN plus STUDENT of a FAMOUS COMPOSER worr... *I know larr...no need to repeat so many times that you are some manager's cousin or whose student larr..*

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He also claims that:

Within 3-5 years, He'll become a famous music and lyrics composer and nominated for awards...somemore become judges for reality TV show who "creates" new, up and coming HIT singers *should I proud of havin' such a person askin' me out for a date?*

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Within 10 years, Havin' his own restaurant or cafe *this is the most normal thing he said in his entry*

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Within 20 years, He wants to open up his own recording company, his own manufactured guitar, his own music pub, etc, and become a boss who also a music critic, TV producer... *wuah...你讲完它咯~*

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Within 30 years, set up his own music school and let all the "rubbish music" get the hell out of Taiwan's music industry~ *I have nothing better to say...*

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My fault of having such a curiosity to discover "weird and wonderful" stranger

Is my fault again to click into his photo album...

I've circled some of his "Well-Descibe" album titles

(1) The Most Handsome Guy Is Here *my Shawn Yu die already, izit?!*

(2) God Most Gifted Son *yes...amen..*

(3) I'm Cool *yes..I'm a geek...Don't date me, please~*

(4) The Handsome Me *ok...I know*

(5) The Innocent Me *o0...you made me look evil than Osama...*

(6) My BIG Bungalow *how come six of them in the album, only one picture (the album's cover photo) that shows the BUNGALOW?*

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I should have teach him how to organize photo as well...

I would recommend little purple to put (2) (3) (4) (5) into one album instead of creating an album with only one photo in it (that's the cover photo)

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...in order to let people discover his "gifted" talent

I would like to recommend this album of him --> click

Maybe people out there will kind enough to visit his blog and tell me how wasted I am to ignore his request
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and one last thing I wanted to tell Little Purple...

I'm living in Malaysia so what ashame that I have to ignore your request since you are far far away in Taiwan~ *or else you are thinking to sponsor me a trip to taiwan for free?!*

Forgive me...Please~

Angry Bunny

Celaka those people~!!
betul betul CELAKA one lorr...
I was half way dreaming of my prince charming early in this morning...
There was this moron downstair singing like his havin' his concert of a lifetime~!!
He sang like he was havin' some orgasm or whatever...
Wake me up with such a disgusted feeling that I can even heard him in the back of my head after I've closed all my window~
Reminds me of a sentence in chinese = " 魔音傳腦 "
Damn freakin' pissed now~ spoiled my mood only~!!!
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Hands Off, IDIOT~!!

Dear "I-Have-Nothing-Better-To-Do" Idiot,

Ever since I came back from my CNY holidays
You had "welcome" me with with your hands so free that you are playing "turning off" game with my house's water meter switch
Giving me nightmares of having no water in the middle of a shower
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Finally...
with a little helps from the management people
The technical person had taken off the little switch from the meter
and let me keep it in my drawer
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What a shame....
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From:
Bunn'

Stupidity

Yes... people likes to do stupid stuff~

stuffs like fighting which eventually happened yesterday inside my condo's area

I'm not tryin' to discriminate any people...

but those "Orang Hitam" imported by my dear "lovely" university are really really really annoying~

It is not the 1st time that they fight until the mata-mata came and deal with it

and I can guarantee is N times which is countless...

Yesterday, there was a fight which lasting like about an hour~

three mata-mata's car came into our condo's area

and those "STUPID" people still ain't goin to stop fighting...

come on larr...is like 12am-1am in the mid night dy...

they still fighting and screaming at each other

I can even heard them @#%$#$%^ from 23th floor wei...

All of a sudden is like the war of Orang Hitam

they came as gang and fighting even harder...

kesian for all the security guards and mata-mata...

had to deal with those brainless violent people~

Thanks to our "lovely" university again to "import" such people to our peaceful land

we had endless FOC "action movies" to watch

thanks to the "STUPIDITY"....

你PLUS了嗎?

3 years ago, when I first came into this big city

people are still buying normal standard stuffs...

as in prices~

For me (or even friends), brand like GUESS is a BRANDED stuff

and the items sold is not at out affordable standards...

After I spend 3 years time in this big city...

malls are getting bigger and bigger~

Hence, more BRANDS are "invading" into this city~

such as Banana Repub. larr...Juicy Couture larr...

even LV are INVADING not only starhill...but also Suria KLCC...

After a big hit - Pavillion = "the high class mall" was officially opened in the city

Malls like Mid Valley, Sunway Piramid...their "phase II" also pretty KIASU-ing

and officially OPENING juga~

ha! all the stuff inside is like so BRANDED...

now even make me think that GUESS is like nothing to me~

hahahaha... xD

Yes...KL people are demanding for a higher living standard...

with branded bags...clothes...shoes...and even FOOD~!!

(eventually...I'm one of the so called "KL people")

LV...GUCCI...PRADA...

you can see them everywhere in womens shoulder...hand...or even their rambut sampai kaki...

(well...nevermind it was pirated or not larr...I mean the ego to bring those Branded stuff...especially with LOGOS~~~)

The funny thing is...

you can even discover all those normal brand stuff started to open their so called "PLUS" line products...

like Giordano had their more expensive clothes...PADINI opened their concept store where the products is DAMN expensive compare to few years back...

Add on a plus behind the name of Vincci...

then it officially become VINCCI PLUS...where all their shoes are more expensive compare to VINCCI

Today when I was wondering around Pavillion before my performance show starts

I even saw RED BOX PLUS~!!!

XIAO~!!!

since when sing K also need branded one meh??!!

I was wondering how it would be if I sing K in that RED BOX PLUS...

would they serves high class desert instead of serving those normal snacks we had in normal RED BOX??

or...would it be double-ing the price??

Wuah...I really can't imagine if they double the price~

cause' I thought that sing in normal Red Box

also quite expensive larrr...

GOSH...

I really can't imagine after 3 years from now...

izit LV or PRADA is a MUST item for a woman in this city

Everyone goes to PLUS??!!

or PLUS will be a normal term in the future??

wuahhhhh...

I also hope that every boss will PLUS also...

yes....is salary PLUS~!!!

or else...

I really don't know how am I goin' to survive in the following years...

No~!!No~!!

my kids will ask me to buy GUESS KIDS...

No~!!

is GAP KIDS...

No~!!!

is AX KIDS...

No~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!!!!